Q: What is this thing you call “CheeseCast?”

A: The CheeseCast is a live stream of random 0’s and 1’s. It is being generated in real time by a home-made Cheese-producing algorithm. It is not pre-packaged Cheese product streaming off some stale server.  

Q: Whose idea was this? Who makes the Cheese?

A: The CheeseMaster

Q: Is the CheeseCast safe?

A: Yes, but man cannot live on Cheese alone. Please eat a balanced diet.

Q: This Cheese sucks.

A: Eat it.

Q: Can I serve the CheeseCast at my wedding/rave/SuperBowl Party? Can I drizzle a lil’ CheeseCast on my next album?

A: Please do. Contact me for access to CD-quality (or better) Cheese.

Q: CheeseCast ringtones?

A: Hmm, now there’s an idea...

Q: Do you recommend any wine with the CheeseCast?

A: There is already a fair bit of whine mixed in with the CheeseCast as it is. You are free to add more, but I recommend staying below 2kHz or so. Mix responsibly.

Q: I make Cheese too. Can I help?

A: Yes, though all Cheese must undergo a rigorous aging and tasting process to insure suitability. Please contact me.